Certified Forest Dumper Hiking Patch – Goblin-Grade Iron-On Badge for Backpackers

Because not all heroes wear capes. Some carry trowels.

This 3-inch iron-on patch is your official badge of shame-resistance and backcountry bowel bravery. Featuring a mischievous hiker mid-squat and an unmistakable trail goblin vibe, it's perfect for ultra lighters, thru-hikers, and anyone who's ever sprinted off-trail gripping a roll of emergency TP.

For hikers who follow Leave No Trace… except psychological.
For backpackers who bury more than just bad decisions.
For the proud poopers of peaks, forests, and high-alpine meadows.

Stick It & Stay Unflushed:
Slap it on your pack, poop kit, hiking pants, or that one dry bag no one dares open. This patch is a badge of honor, a rite of passage, and a hilarious reminder that trail life gets real, fast.

Product Details:

✅Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter

✅Material: 100% polyester – stain-resistant and shame-absorbent

✅Edges: Reinforced black-stitched border to survive even the roughest dumpsites

✅Application: Iron-on backing – press it with heat, then press on with pride

✅Design: Trail goblin hiker, toilet paper roll, wilderness in distress

✅Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced shenanigans

Ready to Own Your Outdoor Output?
Add to cart and join the elite. You’re not just hiking, you’re a Certified Forest Dumper.
Bury it deep, goblin.