Hiking Vinyl Sticker - Red Flags Cryptid Decal for Outdoor Gear & Trail Packs

The Hiking Vinyl Sticker That Turns Your Outdoor Gear Into a Warning Label

This hiking vinyl sticker isn’t just decoration, it’s the quiet confession your gear makes before you do.
You know the type: the hikers who wander around the trailhead with spotless boots, shaking granola crumbs off their “adventure-ready” outfits. This sticker separates you from them instantly.

Built for hikers, campers, and chaos-gremlins who treat the trail like therapy and their gear like confessions, this waterproof vinyl decal laughs in the face of rain, grit, and judgmental strangers.

The cryptid clutching a bundle of frayed red flags is more than art - it’s identity. It signals humor, danger, and the kind of emotional weather pattern that keeps life interesting. Slap it on your water bottle, phone case, cooler, helmet, or pack, and watch people look twice before deciding if they should laugh… or slowly back away.

Details:

💚 Premium waterproof vinyl, scratch-resistant

💚 Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm), 4 inches (10 cm), 6 inches (15.24 cm)

💚 Easy peel-and-stick application

💚 Perfect for bottles, laptops, journals, and outdoor gear

💚 Assembled in the USA

Whether you collect cryptids, embrace the chaos lifestyle, or simply appreciate dark humor with a bite, this sticker becomes a conversation starter, or a warning people should’ve listened to sooner.

Peel. Stick. Let the world wonder what happened.