Obsessive Summit Stroking Club Patch – Trig Point Toucher Badge for Hikers & Hill Goblins

Can’t finish the hike without a fondle? Same.

This 3-inch iron-on patch celebrates the glorious chaos of summit baggers, hill goblins, and trig-happy hikers who just can’t resist laying hands on concrete pillars. If you're the type to whisper to trig points or high-five cairns, this is your badge of honor.

Whether you’re:

✅Stroking that triangulation station like it’s a sacred relic

✅Aggressively touching peaks for proof of presence

✅Or just really, really into topographical closure...

This patch says: I came, I climbed, I caressed.

📍 Stick it on your backpack, trail vest, or summit selfie gear and let fellow weirdos know you're part of the unhinged elite.

Product Details:

✅ Material: 100% polyester
✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter
✅ Design: One-sided print featuring a lovingly obsessed trig toucher
✅ Edges: Black with black stitching for peak durability
✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Join the cult (patch optional, but encouraged).
Add to cart now and get your membership in the unhinged society of summit fondlers. Trig points won’t know what hit ’em.