The Order of Ink & Madness Patch – Spooky Iron-On Tramping Badge for Hikers

The Order of Ink & Madness – Spooky Iron-On Badge for Trampers with Issues

Some hike for the views. Others for peace.
But the chosen few? They hike for the madness... and maybe a cheeky summit sip.

This eerie 3-inch iron-on badge is your initiation token into the strangest trail cult you never asked to join. Perfect for hikers, trampers, forest cryptids, and chaotic wanderers who believe every good hike deserves a post-peak beer and a sprinkle of madness.

You Might Be One of Us If You:
✅ Whisper to trees and they whisper back
✅ Think summit beers are a spiritual experience
✅ Hike with a headlamp and a haunted past
✅ Carry a flask, a compass, and deeply unprocessed emotions

Product Details:

✅ Material: 100% polyester
✅ Size: 3 inches (7.6 cm) in diameter
✅ Design: One-sided print 
✅ Edges: Black with black stitching for peak durability
✅ Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Where to Slap It:
Your tramping pack, your camp jacket, or your therapist’s business card holder.

🛒 Add it to your gear now. Become a member of the most haunted hiking society Aotearoa never knew it needed.